I got my wine and cigarettes
These twenty cents is all I got left
Don´t bother me, I´m trying to swim
I guess I´ll lay around all day
Sit back and smile just fade away.

A drunk yard dog is what I am
Break out the bottle of Jesus
Plug in the black light rosary
Somebody´s waiting to save me
I know my neighbors wish I´d die
I´m much too loud when I get high
I think I´ll send around some pie
I´ll spike that dish with a touch of herb
It´ll numb their lips
And soothe their nerves
I´ll build my kingdom on the curb
Break out the bottle of Jesus
Plug in the black light rosary
Somebody´s waiting to save me
Be it rain or shine
I´ll get high like summertime.
It´s an All-Americana party time
Tell that landlord man

I´ll kick that bastard like a can
It´s an All-Americana party time
I don´t listen to rules or Gospel
They´re just trying to shut me up.
Call me the master of "ole misfortune
A weasel a weaselin´ away.
Dear Lord. Hold the sight.
Oh Lord. Gonna set me free