Don´t go to church on Sunday
Don´t get on my knees to pray
Don´t memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me

Maybe just a little bit more
I fall out on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee´s candy store
Well it´s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don´t want no Abba Zabba
Don´t want no Almond Joy
There ain´t nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it´s the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
When the weather gets rough
And it´s whiskey in the shade

It´s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that´s ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it´s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it´s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied