I waited my whole life to be the man of the hour Really can´t lie, I was the man when I started I will be the man when I die Man these hoes, take your money And I take their virginity I´m high, I split an O in half, now it´s a parenthesis Crazier than crazy, ape shit, retardedly stupid I put that weed in an uhh and pass it Yep that´s ally oopin, you bet, okay Oh, that´s your girl Well I don´t give a master two shits Okay I´m westside, westside till I´m riding underneath them tulips You boardo like Enrique, I´m toupee, I´m three-pee I´m looking like I´m a sweep stakes But I treat ya girl like a cheap skate
Cause I need a crib, a big estate I need a boat and that need a lake I need some salmon, that need a plate That need a chef so I feed my safe My crew is who I´d be widdy-be-wid-it Rose I sippity-sip-it I´m Quagmire I fuck hoes My cashflow I giggy-d-gig-it Boy, I´m cock-a-mania The most zaniest, insaniant Pulling up in Merced-iance Rolling up like I´m Damian I love girls that Arabian, Albanian, caucasian I ride around gettin cranium cause my dick is hard as titanium Oh boy you had your chance, you blew it (you blew it) Stand aside and watch a real nigga do it