I´m not a slick guy,
I´m just a fool I
Never think twice,
I know I´m always right.

I´ve got a black eye,
On the bar stool I
Tell the same joke twice,
here´s to my punchline.

In a fucked up paradise,
Dickheads reunite.
In a fucked up paradise,
You and I.

I work on Monday
With clothes from Sunday,
I´m always the last to clock in.
Hey Jim how are you doing man,
Don´t like to say hi,
Not much for goodbyes,
But watch out for my winking eye.

In a fucked up paradise,
Dickheads reunite.
In a fucked up paradise,
You and I.

Ignorance is bliss they say,
But I wouldn´t have it any other way
Because it´s my way or the highway,
If you don´t like it that´s ok,

In a fucked up paradise,
All them dickheads reunite.
In a fucked up paradise,
You and I.