I, am, waiting for a cab on a taxi rank
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Chattin´ shit in the back whilst I eat my kebab
The whole night I´ve been avoiding getting into a scrap because

Some people take football way too seriously
It´s kicking off between these two guys near to me
But before I can flee the scene they both turn around
And for some reason they start on me

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The last thing I recall before he kicked me in the chest
Was the potent smell of grey goose that lingered on his breath
I threw a punch, he ducked, and now my head is fucked
A hospital bed in A&E is where I woke up
I asked my mates what went down
They told me I got in a row and hit my head right on the ground, ow
Now I have to stay here for three nights
I guess football isn´t coming home and neither am I

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