On the mic at this time in the place to be I´m the Inhuman Orchestra called Biz Markie That made you dance, make the music with my mouth, and all But I´m here to talk about the Albee Square Mall
A place where people shop in downtown Brooklyn Where I can be found if you´re lookin For me, the B-i-z, so just come check me out Cause 24/7 I´m mikin the house So when I come in the Mall, and then I start to roam You wouldn´t think it´s a store, you would think it´s my home Cause when I come in the place, then I hang up a sign Reads ´home sweet home´ - this house is mine
[T.J. Swan] Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall
I been to many malls from state to state But I´ve never been in, say, one this great, I hate To say, about the other shopping centers that´s left But the Albee Square Mall is the doo-doo-def I be in there everyday, walkin around chillin From when they opened all the way until when It´s about time for the place to close I´m just running things like a pair of panty hose They all know me, the Biz Markie I get more respect than the average employee Could work in every store in the mall Because the place is my house from wall to wall If I could move in, party people, I just might So I could stay forever, and it won´t be just like A bum that you see sleepin on a park bench
So how will it be when you see Biz Markie I fade them all, been havin fun See, to me this mall is like number one And any other shoppers there that try to compare There ain´t no way they could hang out with Albee Square
[ T.J. Swan ] Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall My house is the Albee Square Mall
I step in the place and shop around for a while Buy some jewelry for Treny and Ali, and after that I´ll Go take a stroll inside of Gibb´s Pups Then buy some fresh silks, Bally´s too
Next stop Olympic, wanted to buy some sneakers Then hit the Game Room to pick me up a Cesar Stroll around with a fly female While security´s riffin about leanin on the rail After that I go eat some food at Wendy´s In the Albee cafateria, could be shoppin plenty From store to store just stuffin´ face And I do the pfrr-one-two while sayin my grace Finally I step off all alone Up to the top level to use the telephone Never use a quarter, cause I got a calling card So I can reach out and touch everybody I know That´s where I be until the day is done Just coolin in the place that´s number one So next time you´ll be in Brooklyn walkin around Play like "Price Is Right" and "come on down" And
[ T.J. Swan ] Go shoppin Go shoppin Go shop - let´s all go shoppin (3x)
Go shoppin Go shoppin Go shoppin - Swan and Biz go shoppin