[Biz Markie]
Funky!
Ready?
Funky! Funky! Ahhh...
One two, one two

We came here to do the motherfucking do
You and the crew
Got my man Marley Marl in the house
Can´t forget my man, Lik, y´all in the house
Got Fric and Frac in the house
Hey-hey-hey, you got Big Daddy Kane in the house
Juice Crew in the house
That´s right
And my name is the Biz Markie
And we gonna rock a little something like this...

One, two, whatcha gonna do?
I say yes, yes y´all, to the beat, all
Party-having people guaranteed to be like having a ball
H-h-h-hey, we gonna do a little something like this I say...

[Biz Markie]
I´m the rap promoter, I start to motor
Tour from New York to South Dakota
Drink ginger ale or root beer soda
Never get the girls with the underarm odor
Put me on water, I´m a good floater
When I run for prez, you best be a voter
Once knew a girl by the name of Rhoda
I watched Star Wars just to see Yoda
Or R2-D2 driving down the BQ
When I buy franks, I make sure they´re Hebrew
When I entertain, and love to treat you
Love to see a girl in a nightie that´s see-through
Take her to the crib, turn on the Beta
Watch a good flick by Arnold Schwarzenegger;
Maybe *Commando* or *The Terminator*
Peace party people, ha ha see you later

Big Daddy, huh huh, my man my mellow
Get on the mic cause you know you eat Jell-O

[Big Daddy Kane]
Check it out, y´all
You don´t stop, keep on
Well it´s the Kane in the flesh, of course I´m fresh
Oh you thought that I was rotten? Huh, I beg your pardon
To me getting paid and getting busy fall together
So a man of my ambiance...never!
Could I be weak, nah why I´m rather unique
I got style, flavor, grace, and plus a different technique
That I be using and not many can manage
So a brother like me, I do damage
Just by picking up the mic to go solo

I cold turn a party on out, and oh yo
I get physical, mystical, very artistical
Giving party people something funky to listen to
That´s why the other MC´s can´t swing long
I stomp them out just like I was King Kong
Stepping on roaches, I get ferocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I go on and on and on and
Until the bright Shirley Murdock morning
Cause I´mma pimp, hear the primp, yes the emp-
Eror, bringing much terror in your era
I´m ready, willing and I´m able, so bust a move
Never use a barbershop I got my homeboy Smooth
Cooling out with the clippers right around the way
To keep my fresh Cameo cut every day
Like that y´all, it´s like that y´all
It´s like thata-the-that, it´s like that y´all

Cause I´m the prosecutor, taking a stand
And, I´m cross-examining you my man
The judge and jury, releasing my fury
The verdict that I reach for you is rather blurry
You see, the name Kane is superior to many people
It means King Asiatic, Nobody´s Equal
I hate to brag, but damn I´m good
And if mics were a gun, I´d be Clint Eastwood
And if rap was a game, I´d be MVP
Most Valuable Poet on the M-I-C
Or if rap was a school, I´d be the principal
Aw fuck it, the Kane is invincible
To be specific, I may die one day
But my rhymes will remain like a hieroglyphic
It´s a certain special skill that takes much practice
I got it good, apparently you lack this
So in turn, sit back and learn

Listen close, this is for your own concern
Let me show you exactly how it´s properly done
Lights, camera, action
A rap pro, do a show, good to go, also
Cameo afro, Virgo, domino
I go Rambo, gigolo, Romeo
Friday night spend money on a ho-
Tel, to get a good night´s sleep, I´m keeping in step
Now do I come off? Yep