I.B. - Interview Bitch
B.S. - When I´m not sure who´s talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
M.L. - Mista Lawnge
Dres - Who else?

(Yo-Yo:  "Don´t try to play me out, don´t try to play me out.")

I.B. - Hello.  We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against         Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep.  You        both are from New York right?
B.S. - Ah.  That´s true.  New York.  That´s true.  Yo
I.B. - You supposedly met in North Carolina?
B.S. - Yea, yea, yea.  North Carolina.  Yea.  Uh huh.  Yea, yea
I.B. - So what´s the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New  York and North Carolina?
B.S. - Trees and building.  Trees and buildings
Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there.         Up here we just got the hoes.  You know what I´m saying

B.S. - Tractors and rakes
I.B. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality.  Do you?
Dres - Next question please
I.B. - Ah.  Wow.  In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.        Why is that?
Dres - Listen, listen, listen.  Honey, ho is merely short for honey.    Dig?  Ho is short for honey.  We just got lazy and dropped             the -ney
B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right
I.B. - Wait a minute.  Do you call you mother, or sister, or your       grandmother a ho?  (Go ahead girl)
M.L. - Basically I do.  They half hoes.  You know what I´m saying.      That´s my point
I.B. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?

M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time
I.B. - But the people want to know
M.L. - Not right now
I.B. - But, but
M.L. - Look, I said later man
I.B. - I can dig it
M.L. - I´ll bet she can... ho knows all of my business
I.B. - Hold up, hold up.  All professionalism aside, motherfucker, where        do you come off thinking you´re God´s gift to the world?  It is         dogs like you that make men look so bad
B.S. - He, he, he
I.B. - Do you really think this bullshit is going to sell?

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M.L. - Well listen it´s like this.  Ah, I am a very important man.      Right.  And as you can tell.  It doesn´t really matter because,         as long as I´m up in somebody busting somebodies gills.  Right
I.B. - Look I´ve had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp     daddy, immature, couldn´t get a real woman even if you want to  attitude
Dres - Honey.  Listen. Honey, check this out
I.B. - That´s it.  I can´t take it any more
Dres - Honey.  Listen.  Honey.  Listen
I.B. - This is the end of this interview.  Later
B.S. - Come on
I.B. - I said later man
B.S. - He can dig it

I like them niggas.  I like them niggas.  I like them niggas

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