What a rare occasion
Dinner alone was a crime
Until a strange sensation
When I asked if I could be your guy
I never said it´d be easy

I´m the last man I´d ever date
Always tired, lacking desire
To feel enough to start the day

What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag

Living can be simple
If you try your best to never try
What a lucky devil
Who reaps but never does his time
And everybody´s happy
When you´re the victim, I´m the crime
Who could fail, it´s easy as braille
If you just read between the lines

What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag

What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag

January has come
But I wish he´d knock
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I´d go to betting shop
And put it all on red
And crawl back into bed
Find a series brainlessly easy
And drink ´til I´ve a lolling head
Melt away in sheets
Warm from all the sweat
Dream I´m famous, wake up shameless
And sore from a night of regret
Ah-h, fuck

What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag

What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
What a drag, he´s a catatonic skinbag
Catatonic skinbag
Catatonic skinbag