It´s Christmas Eve and I´ve only wrapped two fuckin´ presents It´s Christmas eve and I´ve only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts And I´ll never talk to you again
Unless your Dad will suck me off I´ll never talk to you again. Unless your mom will touch my cock I´ll never talk to you again. Ejaculate into a sock I´ll never talk to you again I´ll never talk to you again
It´s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin´ hotdogs It´s Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin´ hotdogs And he shit, shit, shit in pants He´s always fuckin´ shitin his pants And I´ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off I´ll never talk to you again. Unless your mom´ll touch my cock I´ll never talk to you again. Ejaculate into a sock I´ll never talk to you again I´ll never talk to you again