My mom, she´s not a woman anymore,
She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man),
Oh how she´s not as feminine as she
Used to be before.

Now she is so damned masculine.

I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
My mom´s not a woman anymore
She´s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom´s not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom´s not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

I close my eyes (I close my eyes)
My mom´s not a woman anymore

She´s wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom´s a, my mom´s a, my mom´s a transvestite