When I´m at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what´s up on the Brady Bunch And when I´m walking through the front door at night
I gotta see who´s winning on The Price is Right, oh
I never dreamed that I´d spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV
What´s happening in this world, I don´t care at all But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football I can´t even come up with my own views I´m taught how to think from the evening news, oh
I never dreamed that I´d spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV