I took her out it was Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that´s about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you´re 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What´s my age again?
What´s my age again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband´s in jail
This state looks down on sodomy
And that´s about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you´re 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is caller ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What´s my age again?

What´s my age again?
And that´s about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you´re 23
And you still act like you´re in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What´s my age again?
What´s my age again?
That´s about the time she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age
What´s my age again?
What´s my age again?