Uh hey! You´ve got an unnerving face and twitching eyes like Norman Bates.
You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror.
Farm boy brown gas station sweeper.
You took that girl, you put the saddle on her.

Just thirteen, she´s her daddy´s apple, and she don´t know you´re the kidnapper, uh-huh.
Uh hey! Your daddy´s Whiskey Sam.
He´s got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland.
Playin´ solitaire, your mother fidgets.
You wanna be rich but you won´t dig ditches.
She bitches like a brat.
She got the money.
People breaking their necks and she thinks it´s funny.
Where´s your old man now?
Nobody´s home, uh-huh.
Kidnapper.
Uh hey! They call you Skinny Jim and nobody knows the boat you´re in.
They dipped your tail when you were back in school.
Well, you´re a real strange cake but your nobody´s fool.

So you took that girl and you put the saddle on her.
Just thirteen.
She´s fresh out of diapers and she don´t know your the kidnapper, uh-huh.