Debbie: I have heard, among this clan, you are called the forgotten man.
Iggy: Is that what they´re saying? Well, did you evah!
Both: What a swell party this is!

Iggy: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl, unrequited love?
Debbie: Sounds like pure soap opera. I may cry.
Iggy: Aw...
Both: What a swell party this is!

Iggy: What frails!
Debbie: What cocks!
Iggy: What broads!
Debbie: What jocks...
Iggy: What furs! They´re beautiful!
Debbie: Why, I´ve never seen such...
Both: yuppity!
Debbie: Neither did I.
Iggy: It´s all just too...
Both: swellegant!

Debbie: This French champagne...
Iggy: (Domestic!)
Debbie: so good for the brain.
Iggy: That´s what I was gonna say!
Debbie: Well, you know you´re a brilliant fellow.
Iggy: Thank you, I am!
Debbie: Hehe, drink up Jim.

Iggy: So... have you ever been out to L.A. lately?
Debbie: Well no, not recently.
Iggy: Well, I went there and had a rent-a-car and all...
Debbie: Oh, really?
Iggy: Yeah and I got invited to Pia´s house... Pia Zadora´s house...
Debbie: Really? Oh.
Iggy: Yeah.

Debbie: Was it nice?
Iggy: Well, I didn´t... I didn´t go!
Debbie: Oh! Hehe.
Iggy: It woulda been swell though!
Debbie: Shoulda gone!
Iggy: It woulda been elegant!
Debbie: Elegant.
Oh wait, look... look who´s coming in now... can you believe it?
Iggy: ...I hear they dismantled Pickfair.
Debbie: They did.
Iggy: It wasn´t elegant enough. Hehe!
Debbie: Yeah. Probably full of termites.
Iggy: Yeah.

Both: It´s great!
It´s grand!
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wonderland!

La la la la la la la la la la la la la.
We sing so rare, like old Camembert.

Iggy: Have you heard the dying star - she got bit in the Astar bar.
Debbie: Sauced again! Well, did you evah...
Both: What a swell party this is!

Have you heard?
It´s in the stars.
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well did you evah!

What a swell party.
What a swell party.
What a swellegant elegant, (sm) party...
Debbie: Smarty?
Iggy: Party... yeah!

Debbie: A smarty party?
Iggy: I am! A smarty! I´m pretty smart!
Debbie: You are a smarty for coming to this party.
Iggy: Yeah, that´s right!
Debbie: Well piss off.
Iggy: Hehehe, that´s good! I like that.