Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal
He´s a pedestrian walker, he´s a civil talker
He´s an affable man with a plausible plan
Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand

And then he
Looks at his watch he´s on time yet again
He´s pleased with himself, so pleased with himself, he´s
Pleased with himself ah ah.
While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic
He´s an immaculate dresser, he´s the common aggressor
He´s a modern retard with a love of bombast
Keeps his eye on the news never dwells on the past
And then he
Looks at his watch he´s on time yet again
He´s pleased with himself, so pleased with himself, he´s
Pleased with himself ah ah.
He´s a modern retard, he´s a terminal lard,

He´s an affable man with a carotene tan because Colin Zeal is ill.