Meanie leanie
Come on down
Come and entertain the town
It´s Friday night and we´re all bored
Time´s been called

There is no more
Time´s been called
It´s such a bore

Dan Abnormal
Not normal at all
It´s not his fault
We made him this way
He´ll imitate you
Try to ape you
But it´s not his fault
Dan watches TV

The meanie leanie stays up late
Mopes around
Gets in a state
The killer in your arcade
Shooting gangsters

Ready-made
´Cos that is where
The future´s made

Teleport me

Dan went to his local burger bar
"I want McNormal and chips
Or I´ll blow you to bits
Give us it"

It´s the miseries at half-past three
Watching video nasties
He has dirty dreams when he´s asleep
Dan´s just like you and me
He´s the meanie leanie

Altogether now...

Dan Abnormal
Not normal at all
Oh, it´s not his fault
We made him this way
He´ll imitate you
Try to ape you
But it´s not his fault
Dan Abnormal´s
Me