Alright (Ready)
Rollin´? Rollin´, rollin´, rollin´? Yea, are we?
Rollin´, rollin´... howdy boys
O.K. I want y´all to sit real comfy...with yer comfy ten

gallons on back yer head...just relax. O.K.
(It´s good to be here) Here we go...boys...

I´m a truckin´ redneck and I just refuse to die (He won´t die)
I was built big and strong on the state´s best apple pie
I´m better than them limey pin-heads in Europe-y
12 gauge in their back, hell would stop their mopin´
I´m a truckin´ red stop and I...just refuse to die

You will never die
It´s what they call chemistry
You´re American...you´re never gonna die!
You play billiards and wet that mound, you ain´t never gonna die!

The good Lord above will take care of that
I get free coffee fill-ups at my favorite Denny´s place
Find a couple of tea bags and I kick them in the face
Sure is damn good thumpage in that waitress´ ass
When I go on tour gonna get me a pass
Hell, don´t want no fuckin´ limey gettin´...on my god damn case

Woo!
That´s in the east wood...you gotta go to the wood and go east
It´s in the east wood
Go west brother!
We showed them in gin some
In my...uh...the boys here wanna say a few words...to the audience at home

Well, you know, you´ve grown up and I obviously haven´t
Woo! Hope you go on happy with your Miller´s Coors Light
I´ve got every Beatles record