I am the message centre
Local and direct
Room to room an operator
No calls today, dear,
They´ll just have to wait, dear,

I call and I collect
So just strike him softly
Away from the body

You´re made up too shiny today
There´s so much trouble
Your thoughts are just pissing away
It´s so much trouble
So much trouble

I am a manager
And I am in control
As the local delegator
No calls today, dear
They´ll just have to wait, dear
I offer no guarantee at all
So don´t take it lightly,
You passed your sell-by date

You´re made up too shiny today
It´s so much trouble
Your thoughts are just pissing away
It´s so much trouble

A new typeface, a new day
It´s so much trouble
You can´t remember ten minutes ago
It´s so much trouble
Too much trouble

La la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la
La la la

You passed your sell-by date

You´re made up too shiny today
It´s so much trouble
Thoughts are just pissing away
It´s so much trouble
A new typeface, a new day
It´s so much trouble
You can´t remember ten minutes ago
It´s so much trouble
It´s too much trouble
La la la la la
La la la la
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