Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
These 40 minutes are essential
I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

I call, she answers and her hair is wet
I say, "Did you just shower?"
She says, "How´d you guess?"
I say, "Your hair is wet"
She says, "Oh yeah"

I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She´ll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
Yeah, I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

She says, "Oh, look who´s here. Say hi to dad!"
He says, "How ya doing, bud?"
I say, "I´m not so bad"
And that´s the deepest talk we´ve ever had

Watching as she looks for her glasses

I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She´ll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
I´ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

My mother´s covering her camera with her thumb
I´ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother´s covering her camera with her thumb
I´ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother´s covering her camera with her thumb
I´ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother´s covering her camera with her thumb
I´ll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom