Could you turn my headphones? Turn up my, or I´m the only one in here, so, I´m gonna turn up my own headphones For myself, thank you, you´re welcome
Tryna make microwave popcorn in a microwave I am on that wave, I am on that wave Tryna make microwave popcorn
I take the packet out the plastic (Takin´ out the plastic, brrt) Reading the directions on the back of the package (Ooh) Orville Redenbacher, you´re a savage (You a savage) So let´s get crackin´ (Tryna make microwave, ayy) I put the packet on the glass (What glass?) The little glass dish in the microwave (Got it) I close the door (Which door?) The door to the microwave! What is wrong with you? You follow all the rules when you´re a studious guy (Step one)
Insert the packet, set the power to high Cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (Mm, kind of a wide range)
Tryna make microwave popcorn (Bippity bippity bop) in a microwave (Brrt) I am on that wave, I am on that wave Tryna make microwave popcorn
The popcorn´s done (Thank God) I open up the door, I take it out Ah, goddamn, that´s hot, super hot Makes sense (I burnt my fingies) I open up the packet (The packet) It smells smoky and the kernels are black, shit (No) I burned it (No), I burned it (For real?) Yes, for real Do you think you´re helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)
I´m givin´ up (I´m done cookin´ popcorn) I´ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (Bitch, I be hot) I look back at the microwave, wait a minute How´d I miss this button? There´s a button and the button says
"Popcorn" (Oh, no) On the microwave (There was a button that said popcorn?) I am on that wave, I am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button) Tryna make microwave popcorn (Tryna make microwave) (Jiffy Pop) In a microwave (Guys, stop) (Micro, wave) (Agh, got a kernel in my throat) I am on that wave, I am on that wave (Everyone´s talking at the same time; can everyone just shut Shut Shut up!) (Christmas ornaments) (Movie theater butter)