Oh God said to Abraham, âKill me a sonâ Abe says, âMan, you must be puttinâ me onâ God say, âNo.â Abe say, âWhat?â God say, âYou can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me cominâ you better runâ
Well Abe says, âWhere do you want this killinâ done?â God says, âOut on Highway 61â
Well Georgia Sam he had a bloody nose Welfare Department they wouldnât give him no clothes He asked poor Howard where can I go Howard said thereâs only one place I know Sam said tell me quick man I got to run Olâ Howard just pointed with his gun And said that way down on Highway 61
Well Mack the Finger said to Louie the King I got forty red, white and blue shoestrings And a thousand telephones that donât ring Do you know where I can get rid of these things And Louie the King said let me think for a minute son
And he said yes I think it can be easily done Just take everything down to Highway 61
Now the fifth daughter on the twelfth night Told the first father that things werenât right My complexion she said is much too white He said come here and step into the light, he says hmm youâre right Let me tell the second mother this has been done But the second mother was with the seventh son And they were both out on Highway 61
Now the rovinâ gambler he was very bored He was tryinâ to create a next world war He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor He said I never engaged in this kind of thing before But yes I think it can be very easily done
Weâll just put some bleachers out in the sun And have it on Highway 61