Well, the rainman comes with his magic wand
And the judge says, "Mona can´t have no bond."
And the walls collide, Mona cries,
And the rainman leaves in the wolfman´s disguise.

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover, baby,
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours.

Well, the undertaker in his midnight suit
Says to the masked man, "Ain´t you cute!"
Well, the mask man he gets up on the shelf
And he says, "You ain´t so bad yourself."

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover, baby,
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours.

Well, jumpin´ Judy can´t go no higher.
She had bullets in her eyes, and they fire.
Rasputin he´s so dignified,
He touched the back of her head an´ he died.

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover, baby,
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours.

Well, Phaedra with her looking glass,
Stretchin´ out upon the grass.
She gets all messed up and she faints
That´s ´cause she´s so obvious and you ain´t.

I wanna be your lover, baby, I wanna be your man.
I wanna be your lover, baby,
I don´t wanna be hers, I wanna be yours.