Now, there´s a certain thing
That I learned from Jim
That he´d always make sure I´d understand
And that is that there´s a certain way
That a man must swim

If he expects to live off
Of the fat of the land.
Open the door, Homer,
I´ve heard it said before.
Open the door, Homer,
I´ve heard it said before
But I ain´t gonna hear it said no more.

Now, there´s a certain thing
That I learned from my friend, Mouse
A fella who always blushes
And that is that ev´ryone
Must always flush out his house
If he don´t expect to be
Goin´ ´round housing flushes.
Open the door, Homer,
I´ve heard it said before.
Open the door, Homer,

I´ve heard it said before
But I ain´t gonna hear it said no more.

"Take care of all your memories"
Said my friend, Mick
"For you cannot relive them
And remember when you´re out there
Tryin´ to heal the sick
That you must always
First forgive them."
Open the door, Homer,
I´ve heard it said before.
Open the door, Homer,
I´ve heard it said before
But I ain´t gonna hear it said no more.