Ain´t it hard to stumble
And land in some funny lagoon?
Ain´t it hard to stumble
And land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it´s nine below zero

And three o´clock in the afternoon.

Ain´t gonna hang no picture,
Ain´t gonna hang no picture frame.
Ain´t gonna hang no picture,
Ain´t gonna hang no picture frame.
Well, I might look like Robert Ford
But I feel just like a Jesse James.

Well, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range.
Oh, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range.
I got no reason to be there, but I
Imagine it would be some kind of change.

I got my dark sunglasses,
I got for good luck my black tooth.

I got my dark sunglasses,
I´m carryin´ for good luck my black tooth.
Don´t ask me nothin´ about nothin´,
I just might tell you the truth.

I got a woman in Jackson,
I ain´t gonna say her name.
I got a woman in Jackson,
I ain´t gonna say her name.
She´s a brown-skin woman,
but I Love her just the same.