Well, I´ve already had two beers
I´m ready for the broom
Please, Missus Henry, won´t you
Take me to my room?
I´m a good ol´ boy

But I´ve been sniffin´ too many eggs
Talkin´ to too many people
Drinkin´ too many kegs
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime

Well, I´m groanin´ in a hallway
Pretty soon I´ll be mad
Please, Missus Henry, won´t you
Take me to your dad?
I can drink like a fish
I can crawl like a snake
I can bite like a turkey
I can slam like a drake
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!

I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime

Now, don´t crowd me, lady
Or I´ll fill up your shoe
I´m a sweet bourbon daddy
An´ tonight I am blue
I´m a thousand years old
And I´m a generous bomb
I´m T-boned and punctured
But I´m known to be calm
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime

Now, I´m startin´ to drain
My stool´s gonna squeak

If I walk too much farther
My crane´s gonna leak
Look, Missus Henry
There´s only so much I can do
Why don´t you look my way
An´ pump me a few?
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
Please, Missus Henry, Missus Henry, please!
I´m down on my knees
An´ I ain´t got a dime