Myrtle´s from the coast down in Carolina
Said cultural consumer with her MFA
Lynch too plays syndicated nostalgia
SONY purchase just a click away
I saw your profile standing in profile

Waiting for the pot at the end of the hallway
Past the hallway balcony light show
Cigarette smoke for the Sabbath below

And you´re always out of place at the Myrtle parade
Forced to party and act out the Myrtle charade
Myrtle charade

And I was followed by two men with stickered Macintosh
I´ve seen their show, it´s always the same
Some girl´s hands are rubbing over my body
Click to wipe the slate to type her pen name
(Erased)

But I´m always out of place at the Myrtle parade
I just go through motions act out the Myrtle charade

Myrtle charade

We´ve all heard of Myrtle but nobody´s met her
Her stale beer sits at the top of a pillar
She hides her figure in an XL tee
Unknown pleasures on her back
I saw her profile standing in profile
Pillbox down digestive tract
The laptop men want Myrtle´s bed
Their gonna have to go Wyckoff instead

And it´s always out of phase at the Myrtle parade
We´re just cast as background in Myrtle charade
Myrtle charade

And I was followed by a tall man with his head in his hood
This time I hope he don´t know my name

Some kind of deals happen once in a lifetime
Click to wipe the slate and clear all terrain
(Erased)

I stuck around for lights and the wine
But never really having a good time
Myrtle cried ´I deserve so much better
Been here such a long long time
Such a long time long time long time

And even she´s even out of place at the Myrtle parade
Forced to party and act out the Myrtle charade
Myrtle charade