[Horses galloping. Horses neighing.] Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: You better count your money. with Felicia: Ghetto cowboy.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: The name is Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone, wanted up north for all the gold that I stole, along with some cash, even took the mayor´s daughter. Now, that there´s kidnappin´, but she was with it, so I brought her. Then, got myself into a whole heap of trouble, double-crossed by the law, so there´s nobody to run to: yeah, it´s just me and my sawed-off shotgun. Outlaw--call him Leather Face. I´m headed for the West, heard they got a couple banks in town that ain´t been held up yet. Well, uh, I oughta
make it by sundown. I figure that´s enough time for me to get the whole rundown. So, I continue my mission. It´s gettin´ dark, so I´m watchin´ for them damn Injuns--they like to catch ya, then they rob and split. I be a rootin´-tootin´-shootin´ damn fool, protectin´ my chips. All of a sudden, I heard somebody rumble in the bushes. Stop my horse. [Horse neigh.] "Whoa, Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out or I´m a let my shotgun song sing out."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": Who is this? I hope this ain´t the law. Jump out the bushes with my
sawed-off shotgun.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "C´mon out, right now. I´m gettin´ angry." Took a step back, ´cause it could get dangerous.
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "Please don´t shoot. It´s just me, Thug Queen, the horse-stealer."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "Then, why the hell is you hidin´ in them bushes?"
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "I´m wanted in four counties for armed robbery, killed to two
sheriffs, six of his best men want my head, stole two horses. Thought you was the law, that´s why I jumped in the bushes."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "Goodness." Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could use her for the job, so I told her to ride. "C´mon."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "May I ask you what you headed to the West for?"
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you´re down, you can pick up yourself a pretty penny. ´Be in town in a
minute, now be sure if you´re with it."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "We out before the sun rise, gotta stallion for your partner to ride." Hit the saloon for the moonshine. Down for whatever, let´s ride, let´s ride.
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona. When we arrive, we´ll cop a place we can bunk, and meet my boy in the mornin´ for details and hook-up."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: You better count your money. Felicia:
Ghetto cowboy. [Rooster crowing.]
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "Rise and shine! Good mornin´. Howdy. Nine o´clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley. Now, I done came a long way, and I don´t wanna be late."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "Tell him I´ll make it to him ´cause you know we aint"
You better count your money. Felicia: Ghetto cowboy.
Layzie "the Kid": I´m peepin´ Krayzie´s wanted poster in the saloon, so I assume it´ll be trouble around here pretty soon. Glance across the room: I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up the night, I think that Krayzie just might take his life. So, I approach him, and I pause. "Look, man, I really don´t wanna brawl, but won´t you chill before them laws come messin´ up this masterplan?" Since he already rowdy, I just asked the man: "Hey, you
want some work? Well, partner, put in your bid, and by the way, now what´s your name? They call me Layzie the Kid."
Powder P: "The name´s Powder P, can I get a twelve gauge? Outlaw--everyday on the front page. Mister Kid, if you give me the lowdown, me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown with two double-barrels pointed at whatever. We´ll stick together. I´m purty clever."
Layzie "the Kid": "So saddle up, jump on the bandwagon, because it´s all goin´ down." I
heard a guy run in the bar screamin´, "Krayzie´s in town!"
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "Now when we get to the saloon, you don´t worry. Wait outside, and don´t be stealin´ nobody´s damn horses!" Step inside the bar. "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!"
Layzie "the Kid": "Hey, man, I´m glad you made it safely. Now let´s go have some fun. And this my partner Powder, he´s a young gun."
Powder P: "Howdy."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "Mighty glad to meet ya, son. Oh yeah, you know I also brought a friend along. Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler, straggler, just met her."
Thug Queen, "the horse stealer": "Howdy, partner, already got the horses saddled up."
Layzie "the Kid": "I hope you good at robbin´ banks like you rustle that cattle up."
Powder P: "Now, y´all, it´s gon´ be gettin´ dark real soon."
Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: "I think you´re right, I say we move. C´mon, let´s move out!
Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup. Move out!" [Whip cracks, horses neigh.] Krayzie "Big Bad Ass" Bone: You better count your money. Felicia: Ghetto cowboy.