Banned for life from the institute of fame Radio 1 a million listeners can´t be wrong Switching off not switching on So ya don´t wanna play me song, on the air Cos I despise you, and I´ll say it, yes I dare
I got a stereo in my head Got a hi-fi in my mansion I´m searching for another way Radio 2, Radio 3..it´s very me
No I don´t wanna get cheeky with it Still got my Ziggy ticket Just what the world needs now Another lousy boy band Immitation Velvet Underground
No one likes the truth Don´t wanna be the voice of youth I´m getting old and losing my hair Got pretty eyes, why should I care
No I don´t like Eminem
Hatred with a wicked beat Oh why, cos I´m one of them I´m a fag, you´re a fake Alex Donelly are you awake?
Jo Wiley your so damned cool Didn´t I used to work with you? Heard you snipe at my reformation Heard you diss me, on the TV Put your words in the mouth of a school I loved Wham when I was at school Mel C, you wannabe...talented, you got lucky
Buy a DJ, someone hip A barrel with far too much lip I used to worship you
Walk the streets with ya to my ear
Cos my mother said turn that down Now if I had my way I´d burn that building to the ground
Boy bands and cheerleaders Homophobes and earbleeders American misplaced anger I won´t hang ya I´ll just hang myself
Castles in the sky What the hell are they Who builds them anyway I kiss you Annie on 1 John Peel the prodigal son I didn´t become a musician to take the foetal position Someone get me a gun
Screw you radio 1
A million listeners can´t be wrong Switching off not switching on A million listeners can´t be wrong Switching off not switching on A million listeners can´t be wrong Switching off not switching on