I LIKE KICKIN´ BACK ON THE SOFA

FLIPPIN´ THROUGH THE CHANNELS JUST TO SEE WHAT´S ON

I ENJOY EATIN´ EGGS OVER EASY

SOPPIN´ UP WITH A BISCUIT ´TIL THE YELLOW´S GONE

CHORUS

AIN´T NOTHIN´ LIKE WATCHIN´ A BUNCH OF YOUNG´NS

RUN SCREAMIN´ THROUGH THE SPRINKLER IN THEIR LITTLE BARE FEET

AND AIN´T NOTHIN´ LIKE FINDING TWENTY DOLLARS

IN THE POCKET OF THE BRITCHES THAT YOU WORE LAST WEEK

I GET INTO GETTING OUT ON MY MOWER

IN THE EARLY MORNIN´ HOURS ´FORE THE SUN GETS HOT

AND I LIKE GOIN´ DOWN TO THE KROGER

WHEN THE CARNIVAL COMES TO THE PARKIN´ LOT

2ND CHORUS

AIN´T NOTHIN´ LIKE THROWIN A HULA POPPER

DRAGGIN´ IT ACROSS A SPOT A BIG ´UN OUGHTA BE

AND AIN´T NOTHIN LIKE HAVING HIM FOR SUPPER

WITH SOME GOOD HUSH PUPPIES AND SOME SWEET ICED TEA

BRIDGE

THIS OLD WORLD IS FULL OF SIMPLE PLEASURES

THEY´RE ALL GOOD BUT SOME ARE BETTER

3RD CHORUS

AIN´T NOTHIN LIKE FINDING THAT WOMAN

THAT YOU KNOW YOU´RE GONNA LOVE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

AND AIN´T NOTHIN´ LIKE KNOWING THE LORD´S A COMIN´

BACK ONE DAY TO MAKE YOU WANT TO DO RIGHT

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