That sleepy little campfire popped and kinda crackled
We were heating up the pork and beans
And Bubba said, man it don´t get any better than this if you know what I mean

We sat there for a minute listening to the crickets
Thinking this was pretty hard to beat
´Til Junior stood up, spit in the fire and said boys, I hate to disagree.

But if a busload of women, really good-looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And ol´ Joe T. Garcia showed up with fajitas
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Now don´t get me wrong boy´s this is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

If Bill Dance and Hank Parker floated by in a boat
And volunteered to be our fishing guides

And Richard Petty pulled up in the old ´43 car
And asked us if we wanted a ride
We´d all sit around singing "Poncho and Lefty"
Playing poker, smoking big cigars
Now don´t take offense ya´ll.
I´m perfectly content
Just sitting here under the stars.

But if a busload of women, really good-looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And ol´ Emeril Lagasse showed up with kielbasa
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
And Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Now don´t get me wrong boy´s this is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

But if a busload of women, really good-looking women
Just suddenly pulled in here
And Little Jimmy Dickens showed up with fried chicken
And a hundred gallon keg of beer
Merle Haggard dropped by and brought Willie with him
And they started taking requests
Now don´t get me wrong boy´s this is pretty good
But it could get better than this.

Yeah don´t get me wrong boys. This is pretty good
But it could get better than this