Someday I´m gonna be famous, do I have talent well no
These days you don´t really need it thanks to reality shows
Can´t wait to date a supermodel, can´t wait to sue my dad

Can´t wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

´cause when you´re a celebrity
It´s adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you´re cool
Just ´cause you´re on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn´t just how I like it
When they say I´ve gone insane
I´ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity

I´ll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don´t go my way
And I´ll get community service no matter which law I break

I´ll make the supermarket tabloids, they´ll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

´cause when you´re a celebrity
It adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you´re cool
Just ´cause you´re on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I´ll blame it on the fame
And say it´s just so tough
Being a celebrity

So let´s hitch up the wagons and head out west

To the land of the fun and the sun
We´ll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey Hollywood here we come

´cause when you´re a celebrity
It adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you´re cool
Just ´cause you´re on TV