Empty house, Empty Rooms, Empty bottle of Petron
I need to go out but not around here
There is nowhere we haven´t gone
There´s this travel agent that I know who says Cozumel is real nice

And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room and a little bit of free advice

Don´t drink the water
I told him that´s ok
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway

Blake haven´t you been there yeah
(Blake) I´ve been there a time or two
They got some sweet Senoritas
That are more than glad to meet you
But I´m telling you boy that whatever you do

Don´t drink the water
I told him that´s ok
I am not going down

To Mexico to drink the water anyway

Corona or Tecate or my old friend Jose
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway

On this trip anything I sip better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Little by little and a little grub of worm

No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway