When a freight train jumps off a track
And rolls down my road
And it´s summer time in Texas
And they´re playing in the snow

When politicians everywhere stop telling lies
And only state the facts
Right then, that´s when
I´ll take you back

Let´s say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head
And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said
I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack
Right then, that´s when
I´ll take you back

Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it

When you come crawling
It´s like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars
When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard
And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap
Right then, that´s when
I´ll take you back

Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it

When you come crawling
It´s like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

The day that old morning sun rises in the west
And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts
When cars can run on water, gasoline and oil ain´t worth jack
Right then, that´s when
I´ll take you back

Go on keep trying
Come on keep calling
You know I like it
When you come crawling

It´s like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa

It´s like music
To hear you bawling
Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa