Darlin´ I´ve been standin´ here just watchin´ you all night
And I think I´ve even caught you watchin´ me a couple times
If I don´t ask I´ll never know

This may sound dumb, but here we go
Do you believe in love at first sight

Me neither
I´m glad that we agree
Believe me
That´s a big relief
Well, this place is awful crowded
And this music is so loud
Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat
Me neither

It´s nice to finally meet a girl who doesn´t move too fast
I was only checkin´, that´s the reason that I asked
Relationships need time to grow
You and I should take this slow

And darlin´ tell me, would you like to dance

Me neither
I was just bein´ polite
Thank goodness
My feet are much too tired
I´m sure you´re tired too
I can see an empty booth
Would you like to maybe sit and talk a while
Me neither
We´d never get along
I´m thinkin´ there´s no chemistry at all
This has been a waste of time
And I´m runnin´ outta lines
Don´t you think it´s time for me to end this song
Me neither