Previously on the Grand Ole Opry Theater
Hi, boys, you lookin´ for these?
Everybody duck
I can´t say

I don´t care who we offend
Shoot low, boys, they´re ridin´ Shetland ponies
Softer, George, it´s more affective
Hurry up, they´re gaining on us
The Kung Pao Buckaroo campaign
Where´s George?
George who? (Jones)
George Jo  you mean No-Show?
Yeah, I guess he´s livin´ up to his name (He´s no show)
We need somebody to take his place

Hey, fellas, what´re ya doin´? My name´s Vince
I understand that you´re, uh, potentially looking for, uh

A more caloric friendly, uh, person
Your Kung Pao Mountain Boys or whatever the hell you call your band
I like this guy
I think he´s in
Perfect

The Grand Ole Opry Theater proudly presents "Bigger Fish to Fry"
Starring The New Kung Pao Buckaroos
Now possum-free