You say the man inside those Levi´s don´t take orders She´ll just have to realize you´ll do as you damn well please
You wear the pants Buddy good for you I´m so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain´t how it works It´s not who wears the pants It´s who wears the skirt
In the top drawer, of her dresser, there´s some panties Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills With your big old legs, I bet you can´t get in them With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will
But you wear the pants Buddy good for you I´m so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain´t how it works It´s not who wears the pants It´s who wears the skirt
A big old boy like you can probably bench 350 A little thing like her can barely lift the bar Just wait ´til that woman has a headache And she sits there with her legs crossed Well, we´ll see how strong you are
You wear the pants Well, good for you I´m so impressed Yeah, whoopty-doo You need to know That ain´t how it works It´s not who wears the pants It´s who wears the skirt