You´ve sure got a real nice place
So don´t take this the wrong way
But I can tell by your decorating taste
You´ve been alone too long

You´ve got more candles than a midnight mass
That fancy mirror adds a touch of class
But do you know how good a mounted bass
Would look there on that wall

You need a man around here
You can´t do it all by yourself
To me it´s painfully clear
That you could use a little help
Someone to kill the spiders
Change the channel and drink the beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here

Thumbing through your stack of magazines
I don´t see a Maxim or Field and Stream
I haven´t been in a room this clean

Since they took my appendix out
Well you´ve gotta be kidding me
Don´t tell me that thing is your TV
My laptop´s got a bigger screen
Baby, there ain´t no doubt

You need a man around here
You can´t do it all by yourself
To me it´s painfully clear
That you could use a little help
Someone to kill the spiders
Change the channel and drink the beer
Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here

Someone to kill the spiders
And by the way, you´re out of beer

Seems to me that you sure need
A man around here
Yeah, it seems to me that you sure need
A man around here