{Sara Johnston} Hi my name is stereo Mike
{radio announcer} Yeah, we got free tickets to the Bran Van concert
happening this Monday night at the Pacific Coliseum. You can all call in

if you want to answer a couple of questions, mainly ´what is Todd´s
favorite cheese?´ Ah, Jackie just called in and said it was a type of
rockford, whatever that is. Give us a ring-a-ding-ding.
{Steve ´Liquid´ Hawley} Yeah Todd, this is Liquid ring-a-ding-dinging. I
want those free Bran Van tickets man. Where you at... Todd...

[James Di Salvo]
I woke up this morning with the sun in my eyes
When Mike came over with a script surprise
A mafioso story with a twist
A To Wong Fu-Julie Newmar Hitch
"Get your ass out of bed!" he said I´ll explain it on the way

[Sara Johnston] - singing
But we did nothing, absolutely nothing that day
And I say, what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?
I got the fever for the flavour
Know the payback will be later
Still I need a fix

[James Di Salvo]
And the girls on the bus kept laughing at us
As we rode on the 10 down to Venice again
Blaring out the g-funk sipping on juice and gin
Just me and a friend feeling kind of groovy workin´ on a movie (yeah
right)

[Sara Johnston] - singing

But we did nothing, absolutely buttkiss that day
And I say, what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?
(With my mind on my money and my money on my BEER!)
I know that life is for the taking
So I better wise up and take it quick (one more time at Trader Vic´s)

[James Di Salvo]
Where some men there wanted to hurt us
And other men said we weren´t worth the fuss
You could catch ´em all bitching by the bar
About the fine line between the rich and the poor
Then Mike turned to me and said "what you think we get done son?"

[Sara Johnston] - singing

We found the conclusion and I guess that´s something... right?
So I ask you what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?
I got the fever for the nectar know the payback will be later
Still I need a fix
Hell-A-L.A.! Hell hell-A.L.A (REPEAT 3 times)
So I ask you what the hell am I doing drinking in L.A. at 26?