This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes

I hate beer and honky tonk women
I don´t eat deer and I can´t stand fishin´

And I don´t know the words to "Family Tradition"
"Folsom Prison" or "Walk the Line"
And I think sweet tea is overrated
And all dirt roads were made for pavin´
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don´t want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don´t wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn´t make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
Second verse goes

I think trucks are a waste of gas
If you disagree, we´ll cancel that ´cause

My mama never whipped my ass
Huh, I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes

I love cities and traffic jams
I don´t want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don´t wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn´t make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time

And the bridge goes
I´m too good for solo cups
Your mama´s homemade fried chicken sucks

Boots ain´t made to get scuffed up
How you like that saxophone?
Yeah, my neck ain´t red and John Deeres are blue
And you´re as country as caviar if you think that´s true
This song´s a joke, but if it ain´t for you
I know your favorite song
And it goes like

I love cities and traffic jams
I don´t want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don´t wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn´t make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time