I´m a real bad liar, I´m a burnt toast kinda guy
And if I try to build a fire I´ll burn the woods
I ain´t a mover or a shaker, can´t keep up with the pacer
Never met a dancefloor that ever did me any good

I can´t change the world, no I can´t change a flat
If you give me your heart, girl, well, you may never get it back
You said you´d never smile again, but oh no, here it comes
Would you look at that?
I finally found somethin´ I´m good at

I got a poor sense of direction, sometimes too strong of affection
For a whiskey made in Lynchburg, Tennessee
If there´s a hole in my boat son, you bet that´s all she wrote
I´m a Titanic sinking down into that deep blue sea

I can´t change the world, no I can´t change a flat
If you give me your heart, girl, well, you may never get it back
You said you´d never smile again, but oh no, here it comes
Would you look at that?
I finally found somethin´ I´m good at

Damn you´re looker
You´re the cane and the sugar
Jiffy Pop in the cooker
You´re the author of the book
That I´m reading
You´re the moon, you´re the sky
You´re the apple of my eye
Make me laugh till I cry
Till I think I´m gonna die

Turn me upside down
Spin me around
Spend all money on you all over this town

I can´t change the world, no I can´t change a flat
If you give me your heart, girl, well, you may never get it back
You said you´d never smile again, but oh no, here it comes
Would you look at that? (Would you look at that?)
I finally found somethin´ I´m really good at
You thought it was over

Oh my mine
I´m such a lucky guy
You got me tongue tied
Like Jekyll & Hyde

I´m coming undone
I´m born to run
I got my shades on
Here comes the sun
All cotton pickin´
My tick tocks tickin´
I love I´m stricken´
I´m flip flop flippin´
I´m ´bout to cuss
Son of a bus
I can´t stop singin´
I´m havin´ way too much fun

I can´t change the world, no I can´t change a flat
If you give me your heart, girl, well, you may never get it back
You said you´d never smile again, but oh no, here it comes

Would you look at that?
I finally found somethin´ I´m so good at
Hahaha...
Cut!