When Señoritas walk at night,
Habañeros on the move,
It´s music to their ears in the backroom.
If there´s money to be made,
And it´s a hundred in the shade and in the backroom,

She´s sentimental like the last
Of the foreigners running past her to the backroom.
And if things aren´t sweet in Mecca
She´ll be begging for forgiveness in the vacuum.
They´re taking pains with California,
And they´re guaranteeing boredom for the monsoon.
And apart from what was offered
There were mothers buying orphans at the auction
Youre much better off in Twos
If you´re coming to see the carnage in the backroom.
Doubled over on the table
I was concentrating harder in the backroom.
Weaving in and out of consciousness
Hiding out behind the entrance to the backroom.
It took longer than expected:
They had difficulty swallowing capsules.

We had a keener nose for trouble
Than the sniffer-dogs at Heathrow -
You´d be trousers down in no time in the backroom.
Almost nothing in the papers...
Told me it happened when they emptied out the backroom.