Oh there´s a man in town all the women know
He goes by the name of Nosey Joe
He don´t care if they´re married, he takes his pick
Long as they´re women, he´s ready to stick

His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business
Oh that´s Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know
Well he ain´t good lookin´ and he ain´t big and strong
That guy´s got a nose that´s four foot long
I´m tellin´ you women, now this ain´t no jive
You get too close this man will drive
His big nose in your business
His big nose in your business
Oh that´s Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Oh I saw him just the other day
Tried to steal my gal away
He offered her money, he offered her love
She said, "Thank you sir, but please don´t shove"
Your big nose in my business
Your big nose in my business

Oh that´s Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Old Nosey finally lost his life
Messin´ with my buddy´s wife
My buddy he caught him with his chick
Chopped off his nose, now he can´t stick
His big nose in my business
His big nose in your business
Oh that´s Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Dig that nose