Jersey´s swerving like a bad friend Blew through the tollbooth Never seen him again East River´s chock-full of made men Concrete shoes, not swimming, not walking
It´s on and on, and on and on, it´s gone From Manhattan to East Babylon You got the talking, walking, white boy blues You´re just a tool that´s never gonna get used
No hipsters, no spinsters Nobody´s looking back All those babies snorting coke While your older brother´s smoking crack Check my blind side on the Highline Looking out on the West Side Highway I seen an old man out the subway Drop dead like a poor drawn anime
On and on, and on and on, it´s gone From Gowanus to Staten Island You got the texting, sexting, acting, first world blues
You´re just a tool that´s never gonna get used
I was talking crazy down at Old Navy I was feeling despondent at Hot Topic Cutting myself in the bathroom at The Gap With the red snapback Tucker Carlson hat Banana Republic, you´ll learn to love it
Reaganomics was my favorite subject Yeah, algebra is great, always made me feel safe But comparative religions, I could never get an A+
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It goes on and on, and on and on, it´s gone From Fairacres to Aksarben You´ve got the trust fund, Top Golf, rich kid blues
You´re just a tool that´s never gonna get used
Goddamn It´s never gonna be Send my report card in the mail A+ A+