THAT WASN´T ME AT A QUARTER TO THREE BACK IN OUR BACK YARD TEARING UP THE ROSES PETUNIAS AND TOMATOES IN MY NEW CAR AND THE BOTTLES IN THE DRIVEWAY AND THE BOTTLES IN THE HALL
I DON´T KNOW WHERE THEY CAME FROM MUST BE SOME BURGLARS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD I SURE HOPE THEY CATCH THOSE BUMS YOU´VE GOT YOUR OWN VERSION OF THE TRUTH THERE´S ONLY THREE THINGS LEFT FOR ME TO DO DENY, DENY, DENY I WAS ALLEGEDLY DROPPED BY A TRUCK STOP WAITRESS AT OUR FRONT DOOR NOW WHO YOU GONNA BELIEVE YOUR SWEET LOVING MAN IN THOSE LYING EYES OF YOURS THAT LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR THAT YOU FOUND THIS MORNING AIN´T LIPSTICK AT ALL I WAS JUST IN A HURRY TO GET BACK TO YOU DARLIN´ AND TOOK A LITTLE FALL OH DON´T ANSWER THE PHONE AIN´T IT GREAT BEING HOME AND ALONE LIKE THIS THAT CIGARETTE VOICE ASKING FOR HER BIG BOY HEY WHY SHOULD I KNOW WHO THAT IS
I KNOW IT LOOKS BAD BUT YOU´RE LOOKIN´ AT A VICTIM OF A CIRCUMSTANCE OR TWO WHAT IS IT NOW SEEMS LIKE NOTHING I DO EVER PLEASES YOU 200