Some people clap on the one and three
Some people clap on the two and four
Some people don´t join at all ´cause they got no rhythm
And that´s alright

Some people, they drink too much
Some people don´t drink enough
Some people are just like me
I hope y´all forgive ´em

I´m like scotch and time to go bands
I like beach-side towns, bands, and
I´m always speaking my mind
When I´m better off biting my tongue
I´m a bad joke at the wrong time
Hell, I´m a legend in my own mind
I´m good for some but I´m not for everyone

If I was sweet tea, it´d be a bit bitter
If you took a drink, you might reconsider
If I was a church, I´d be hanging with the sinners
Talking ´bout Hendrix and Heaven

If I was a bar, I´d be a dive
A free jukebox in a double-wide
Neon lights saying "Come inside"
And I´d be "Open 247"

I´m like scotch and zydeco bands
I´m like B-side Townes Van Zandt
I´m always speaking my mind
When I´m better off biting my tongue
I´m a bad joke at the wrong time
Hell, I´m a legend in my own mind
I´m good for some but I´m not for everyone
Yeah, I´m good for some but I´m not for everyone

Yeah, I´m hard to love, it´s true
I´m a little more rough than smooth
It´s a wonder I found somebody like me, like you

I´m like scotch and zydeco bands
I´m like B-side Townes Van Zandt
I´m always speaking my mind
When I´m better off biting my tongue
I´m a bad joke at the wrong time
Hell, I´m a legend in my own mind
I´m good for some but I´m not for everyone
Yeah, I´m good for some but I´m not for everyone