Hey bus driver keep the change, bless your children, give them names
Don´t trust men who walk with canes
Drink this and you´ll grow wings on your feet
Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine, advertiser on a downtown train

Christmas crier bustin´ cane, he´s in love again
Where dock worker´s dreams mix with panther´s schemes to someday own the rodeo
Tainted women in Vistavision perform for out-of-state kids at the late show
Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps, interstellar mongrel nymphs
Rex said that lady left him limp. Love´s like that (sure it is)
Queen of diamonds, ace of spades, newly discovered lovers of the everglades
They take out a full page ad in the trades to announce their arrival
And Mary Lou she found out how to cope, she rides to heaven on a gyroscope
The Daily News asks her for the dope
She says "Man, the dope´s that there´s still hope"

Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose
Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose to some lucky, young matador