Western Union man
Send a telegram to my baby
Send a telegram, send a telegram, whoa
Send a telegram to my baby

This is what I want you to say
I want you to tell her that I´m all alone
I tried to call her on the phone
Tell her I´m in misery
And I think she´s avoiding me
And if the telegram don´t do
Send a box of candy too
And maybe some flowers
Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours
Send a telegram, send a telegram, hey
Send a telegram, man, to my baby
Do you hear what I say

Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh
Send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh

Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on
Send a telegram, man, to my baby

This is what I want you to do
Have you got a man you can send
Well, this is what I want him to do
Get him on with that right away
And see if he can get my message through
No, not, not maybe tomorrow, you´ve got to mail it right away
I want the girl to know that I missed her
Yes, something like yesterday

Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on
Send a telegram, man, to my baby
Do you hear now what I say

Western Union man

Send a telegram
Oh, send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Send a telegram
Oh, send a telegram, send a telegram, send it
Send a telegram, send a telegram to my baby
Do you hear what now I say
Come on
Western Union

Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh
Send a telegram to my baby
Western Union man
Send a telegram, oh
Send a telegram, come on now
Won´t you send that telegram right to my baby

Tell her that I´m all alone
Tell her that I´m waiting by the phone
Western Union
Send that telegram right to my baby
Western Union man
Tell her that I need her
And I´m doing all I can
Tell her to come on home
Send that telegram, come on
Send that telegram to my baby
Western Union man