I COULD GO NUMBER ONE TEN TIMES

PRETTY GIRLS THAT LIKE MY RHYMES

YOU CAN SAY BUBBA AIN´T GONNA SHINE

GUESS WHAT, WHAT (DON´T REALLY GIVE A HOOTNANNY)

[VERSE 1 - BUBBA SPAR???]

NOW I DONE BANGED A HEAP OF +BETTIES+ IN VARIOUS MODES OF TRANSPORT

AND TOLD THEM THERE´S THE EXIT, BE SURE THAT THEY CLOSE THE DAMN DOOR

THE QUIET COUNTRY TYPES IS USUALLY THOSE I´M SCARED FOR

SOME SCARED AT FIRST, BUT USUALLY THOSE DEMAND MORE

REALLY AIN´T CONCEITED, I JUST CALL MYSELF THE CUTTER BUG

A HORNY LITTLE PARASITE THAT ALL THESE WOMEN LOVE TO LOVE

TELL YOU WHAT IT IS TODAY, I AIN´T CONCERNED WITH WHAT IT WAS

BUBBA FITTIN TO GET IT DONE, I PUT THAT ON MY BROTHER RUSS

HEAR THEM IN THE CLOSET, IN THE KITCHEN, JUST A WHISPERIN

BUBBA SO PSST PSST, KNOWIN THAT I´M LISTENIN

I AIN´T GOT A CHAIN, BOY MY PECKER´S ALL THAT´S GLISTENIN

WHAT YA´LL STEAMIN ON FOLK, YA´LL IN NEED OF DISCIPLINE

I AIN´T LEAVIN NOTHIN, THIS THE HOUSE ME AND MY PEOPLE BUILT

HUGGIN ME AND DAPPIN ME, BUDDY I CAN SEE YOUR GUILT

IT´S COLD WHEN YOU´RE WRONG AND YOU LOOKIN LIKE YOU NEED A QUILT

YA´LL MATTER LESS EVERYTIME THIS MARGARITA TILT

[CHORUS] - 2X

[VERSE 2 - BUBBA SPAR???]

A LOT OF YA´LL WAS THINKIN THAT BUBBA WOULD PROBABLY DISAPPEAR

GET SOME SHOW MONEY FROM +UGLY+ AND BUY A KEG OF BEER

ADD ANOTHER PIG TO GIVE MY OTHER PIGS SOME COMPANY

RENT A DOUBLEWIDE AND JUST LIVE IT OUT IN LUXURY

IN DUE TIME, BUT THERE´S BUSINESS LEFT TO TEND TO

I NEED ANOTHER FARM TO BEQUEATH MY NEXT OF KIN TO

AND ANOTHER TRACK BEFORE MY GREAT AUNT MISSY

YEAH I´VE BEEN DRINKIN BUT I AIN´T THAT PISSY

THINKIN BACK TO WHEN MY DADDY TOLD ME WHAT IT´S ALL ABOUT

HE S