There´s a system in the backwoods
There´s a way of doin´ things
If you break in we don´t leave all of the fun to the police
I just heard a bunch of racket comin´ from the back screen door

Soon as you step in I´m gonna drop you on the kitchen floor
´Cause we ain´t playin´, we ain´t playin´

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you´ve already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
I´ll have gone in less than one, ´cause out here I am 911
I am 911

Texas has the Castle Doctrine
Florida, Georgia, Idaho
Carolinas, Oklahoma they´re all here to let you know

But then we got New York, New Jersey with a duty to retreat
I guess they´d rather have you dead then protect your family
And that´s why...

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you´ve already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house

That Sheriff, he can´t save you
It´ll already be too late
That gun will sure protect you
As you live to see another day

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you´ve already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
I´ll have the job already done, ´cause out here I am 911
I am 911